aimeeand:

prettieparker86:

Fat Girl Problems #42
You never experience a moment like this, because no one can pick you up.

this might not help, but my boyfriend can lift me 300 lb ass up like this one handed. it’s not because you’re fat, it’s because he can’t bench press enough.

Because your boyfriend doesn’t even lift, bro.


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(Source: niick4)


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trippy-taoist:

heartless:

uny-corn:

shes-lost-in-thoughts:

pubilicious:

this episode emotionally scarred me

oh god it’s transparent

Alone

Trippiest episode of sponge bob


squidward smokes dmt

trippy-taoist:

heartless:

uny-corn:

shes-lost-in-thoughts:

pubilicious:

this episode emotionally scarred me

oh god it’s transparent

Alone

Trippiest episode of sponge bob

squidward smokes dmt


anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish)


hoursago:

i saw thor 2 a million yrs late at the dollar fifty theater, it was pretty funny

hoursago:

i saw thor 2 a million yrs late at the dollar fifty theater, it was pretty funny


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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

(Source: primegifs)


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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

Well that’s one way to do it.

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

Well that’s one way to do it.

(Source: misterjakes)


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I know I’m quiet… and, and I should speak more. But if you knew the things that were in my head most of the time, you’d know what I really meant.

(Source: kissthesun)


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boneslikechains:

New Storms For Older Lovers - La Dispute 
Not my photo, just my edit. [Please DO NOT remove source]

boneslikechains:

New Storms For Older Lovers - La Dispute 

Not my photo, just my edit. [Please DO NOT remove source]


allthingseurope:

Rovinj, Croatia (by Daniel Korzhonov)

allthingseurope:

Rovinj, Croatia (by Daniel Korzhonov)


kidsalguero:

Cute as shit!

kidsalguero:

Cute as shit!

(Source: FOGO-NA-ALMA)


mickyalexvstheworld:

alegbra:

abstraire:

Maddie, The Coonhound

the most punk rock dog in the world

That dog is so done with everything lol


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ifyoufeedme:

IF YOU FEED ME WET CAT FOOD… 

Cats everywhere are promising big changes for a mere taste of wet cat food. What will your cat do? Create a caption using your cat’s photo at www.ifyoufeedme.com

ifyoufeedme:

IF YOU FEED ME WET CAT FOOD…

Cats everywhere are promising big changes for a mere taste of wet cat food. What will your cat do? Create a caption using your cat’s photo at www.ifyoufeedme.com


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hisbabyslut:

mischiefandspirits:


daisyville:


slowlydisappear:


davidtennantspants:


teslas-stache:


uncannedunicornmeat:


liesbasedonlust:


I want this at my wedding.


This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.


The Wedding Games


May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.




OH MY GOD


I love how Tumblr can turn something super sweet into a Hunger Games AU.



Only on tumblr. Also, THIS, Daddy! ;P
ღ

hisbabyslut:

mischiefandspirits:

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD

I love how Tumblr can turn something super sweet into a Hunger Games AU.

Only on tumblr. Also, THIS, Daddy! ;P

(Source: jennypriceless)


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